- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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