What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Roses are red Im adopted

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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