Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Anti Joke

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