- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A seal walks into a club.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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