Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

XD Jackass.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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