- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

So these two girls have a cup .

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

hers a joke... japanese people

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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