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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

yolo your orange looks orange

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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