- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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