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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

No it doesnt..

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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