5 Italian guys from Long Island

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

The chickens have become self-aware!

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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