A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What is green and slow Grass.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

12 niqqa 12.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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