- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

im @ work, LOL.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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