Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How did the black person die? Of old age

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Anti Joke

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