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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Your mom.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

9/11 my birthday

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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