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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

* anti-punchline

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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