what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I went to work today....

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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