- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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