- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Knock knock.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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