- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

this website is a bad joke

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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