what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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