- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

j.p. is dumb

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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