how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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men's rights activists

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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