- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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