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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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