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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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