roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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