Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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