- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

9/11

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??