- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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