- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

what?

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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