- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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