yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Your mom is not fat!

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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