- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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