- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

a black man did not eat chicken.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

knock knock? come in

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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