- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

pobody's nerfect

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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