- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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