Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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HEY!

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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