- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Detroit has a low crime rate

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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