Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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read this sentence again.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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