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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

poopy is poopy

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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