- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Take part of what?

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

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