- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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