Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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