- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Weaner

quantum physics?

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Women's Rights

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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