Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Tucker Rivera

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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