A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What if I told you.....potatoe

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

there once was a chicken it was yellow

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

whats black? the colour

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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