- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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