- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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