- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

united we sit, cause we're fat

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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