- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A seal walks into a club.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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