- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Please don't shoot me

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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