- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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