- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Knock knock.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What comes after 69? 70

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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