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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

baloney sandwich

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Lololol

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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