- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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