Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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