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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Wait! hundred billions!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Communism hehe xd

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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