- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Women's Rights

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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