what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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