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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

quantum physics?

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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