- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Women's professional sports

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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