- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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