- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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