- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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