- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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