A dog was barking at a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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