- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

all the kids had fun

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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