- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

An man walks to a bra

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

mikey is cute

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

boobs!

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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