- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Knock knock Come in

it was all Tagart

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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