- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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