- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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