- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

what did the man say to the other man? hey

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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