- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

knock knock who's there? your destiny

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