- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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