- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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