- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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