Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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