Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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