- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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