- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Is your refrigerator running? No.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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