- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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