- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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