- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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