- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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