- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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