how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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knock knock go away

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Anti Joke

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