- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

women's rights.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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