- Anti Joke

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

i committed murder

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

PENIS lol

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Niall Horan

Worms don't like apples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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