Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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