My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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