Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Whats 1+1? window!

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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