Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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