What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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