- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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